dork lord is a mormon who sells subscriptions to TV GUIDE

[El Machorro]

tRUE

 

[Cacophony]

Oh, hello

 

[jack]

My ick ditches.

 

[Elrod]

How much are they?

 

[The Dork Lord]

My stalkers are legion

 

[jack]

My stalkers have lesions.

 

[Dershocka]

Why did they ever switch the TV guide size?

That was retarded.

 

[The Dork Lord]

How much are they?

Lifetime subscription=your firstborn's soul and your second wife.

 

[Lilac]

dork lord is a mormon who sells subscriptions to TV GUIDE

Even if this were true, what would it matter? His choice of career would only endear himself to his potential clients, and his choice of religion isn't your business, ESPECIALLY if you claim yourself to any Christian denomination. And if you aren't a member of any Christian denomination, why would you even care?

 

[Kitty]

Dork Lord is "clown shoes" but worth much better insults than that.

 

[The Dork Lord]

"Sniper Kitty" uses "quotation marks" too "much"

 

[Elrod]

Did he mean to type "moron", not "mormon"?

 

[jack]

Geez, I don't know....what do you think?

 

[The Dork Lord]

If one is baptised into the "Moron" faith, but hasn't attended "church" since they were "13", does that still "count"?

 

[Elrod]

In your case? I'd definitely give you a pass.

 

[The Dork Lord]

COOL! I was gonna save my money for the rollercoaster anyway!

 

[Elrod]

Uh huh.

 

[The Dork Lord]

lolwut?