Dr Dave's Strong Duck for President in 2012

[Dr Dave]

That's right, you read it right.

 

[Loktar]

Are you going be the Strong Duck's Vice President?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't fucking wait for this.

 

[Dr Dave]

Are you going be the Strong Duck's Vice President?

I can not currently comment on this.

 

[Loktar]

How am supposed to make an informed decision on who to vote for

Need input....Information....

LOKTAR FIVE IS ALIVE!

*crashes through the wall*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will there ever be an atheist president?

 

[Dr Dave]

Like one who is on the record about being one? I don't see it ever happening.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A sorry state of affairs.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think there is like one atheist (who is on record about being one) in congress.

 

[Dr Dave]

Strong Duck's Platform Part 1

Strong Duck has views on a variety of issues facing our nation. Here are a few of them.

1)Our enemies must be crushed!

2)Universal Healthcare for all, except Hollywood types, who can shove it.

3)A gun for everyone, but not for Nuns.

4)The War on Terror will be changed to the War on Penguins and Geese.

 

[Loktar]

Crushing enemies:good.
Guns and Universal healthcare: good.
Anti-Penguin stance: bad
Anti-Geese stance: good.

He's got my vote!

(unless he's seen publicly killing/kicking penguins, then no. A little harmless penguin noogie, purple nurple, indian burn, tickle torture would be ok though))

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMH STRONG DUCK IN 2016 (unless he's dead)

 

[FBI parte due]

It's telling that none of the other candidates are willing to speak out on the issue of nun control.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dr Dave's strong duck is supporting Bernie Sanders in 2016.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Strong Duck is biding his time to run in 2020 on a "nuke Gooseland" platform (it will make sense at the time.)

 

['Gear]

It's telling that none of the other candidates are willing to speak out on the issue of nun control.

If good guys can't have nuns, only bad guys will have nuns.

 

[Dr Dave]

Strong Duck is biding his time to run in 2020 on a "nuked Gooseland" platform (it will make sense at the time.)

I was going to wait to let the duck out of bag on this one, but yes I can confirm this is true.

 

[Strong Duck]

Greetings friends, yes it is I Dr Dave's strong DUCK!

I can confirm I will be running for president in 2020!

 

[FBI parte due]

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[Strong Duck]

Well said FBI Part Due.