Dual Halloween

[Dual]

I started off the night slow with a quiet dinner at The Melting Pot with two friends. I kept getting texts from various underage people who wanted to buy alcohol from me.

Finished, drove back, picked up alcohol, set up the deals... then groups of people started showing up at my door. Like 15-20 spontaneously over the course of an hour. All drinking, all doing whatever. Three vomited. All but like two or three were under the legal age. The neighbours complained about the noise, didn't stop them. A bottle of wine was dropped and broken on my kitchen floor. Empty bottles are everywhere. Burnt cigarettes are everywhere.

So I hired an emergency maid service this morning.

 

[Cassie]

Did you take off your clothes and dance in the yard?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lots of drunk teenagers in your house but you didn't molest any?

 

[FBI parte due]

Last night I discovered that wandering through the woods high with three other people at 3 AM on Halloween IS NOT THE BEST IDEA EVER CONCEIVED BY MANKIND.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you see a ghost and now have a sudden irrational belief in the paranormal?

 

[FBI parte due]

I met the ghost of Peter and soon I'll be heading off to help him found the church of Jesus Ghost.