EGGS MAYO'S NEW MF THREAD FOR FRIDAY 1/13

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hey, it's been a while!

Well, I'm off to see a client (trick). Later!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Whore.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Man-Whore.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PowerPoint Whore, actually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine if an angry ex-boyfriend slipped a picture of his dick into one of your PowerPoint presentations lol.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

One of my salesmen was telling me about an ex-employee who used to write intersting phrases in the table of contents instead of the actual slide titles since the client rarely saw the TofC. At one point, a high-level senior executive was reviewing his show and went to the TofC, only to find his introduction slide titled ADVENTURES IN SMEGMA.

It was even funnier when I repeated the punchline back to him in a Mr. Magoo voice.

And that was the only 5 happy minutes I've had today. Everything else has been shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least you're not a cocaine addict.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or a gun nut.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or a ginger nut.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OR A NIG-NOG LOL

 

[SilentBtViolent]

But, what does TofC mean?

Actually, I already know, it's Tits of Cum.

That's where Microsoft went wrong, naming the Table of Contents section Tits of Cum. They were just asking for trouble.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just asking for tits of cum, too.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

Hey, it's been a while!

Well, I'm off to see a client (trick). Later!

LOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs is one of my favourites.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Hey, it's been a while!

Well, I'm off to see a client (trick). Later!

Hey! You didn't give me enough money. Next time its double, chief.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHIEF O'BRIEN!?

 

[BlazerBoy]

It'll be bloody hell of a time in the holosuites tonight, Chief!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Need more Eggs Mayo.

 

[BlazerBoy]

He's busy at the moment. I don't allow my slaves much free time.

 

[Hissing_Kittens]