Eloisel, return!

[Imperium]

If I post enough, she will come back.

 

[VKD]

I think you're the 'secret hidden dual' she was talking about just before she ran away

 

[Imperium]

This place has become cold. Cruel.

 

[Loktar]

If I post enough, she will come back.

She IS back. In fake form anyway.

 

[jack]

She was killed in a verbal beating.

 

[starguard]

I suspect foul play is afoot!

 

[Donovan]

Impy is Eloisel. The proof is how much he liked that video of the tiny brown chick getting smacked in the face. Eloisel hates brown people.

 

[Loktar]

Impy is Eloisel. The proof is how much he liked that video of the tiny brown chick getting smacked in the face. Eloisel hates brown people.

So its Imp-ress E not Empress E?

 

[Donovan]

Eloisel killed Ghaddafi.

 

[Cock]

I think she killed your barber

 

[Loktar]

Eloisel killed the video star and framed the radio for it.

 

[Donovan]

I think she killed your barber

Got something against longhairs? Jesus and I will kick you in the nuts.

 

[Cock]

Got something against longhairs? Jesus and I will kick you in the nuts.

nah, I used to be one.

a long hair... not a jesus. I wish I could grow mine in again. fvcken job.

you don't even HAVE a barber, anyway

 

[Imperium]

Impy is Eloisel. The proof is how much he liked that video of the tiny brown chick getting smacked in the face. Eloisel hates brown people.

Ah, your memory does not serve you well. She was not brown. She was orange.

 

[Imperium]

http://snookipunch.com/

 

[Loktar]

Ah, your memory does not serve you well. She was not brown. She was orange.

The first layer of her spray tan is brown so Donovan is still technically correct.

 

[jack]

It's fucked up, being hung up on the oompa loompa girl. What a fucking pig she is.

 

[Donovan]

Which brings up an interesting question: this girl and others like her are walking train wrecks, and yet our viewing public has made them rich and famous. So who here is the real pig: a freakshow with no discernible talent who has managed to make her disability work for her? Or the voyeuristic cunts who have stared her into a nice personal fortune?

 

[Donovan]

Ah, your memory does not serve you well. She was not brown. She was orange.

This proves you are Eloisel, since she hates orange people even more than brown ones.

 

[Imperium]

This proves you are Eloisel, since she hates orange people even more than brown ones.

Caught. Busted.