enouf talk

[Omar]

it seems cleir to omar taht funkist tyrant will nevir willingliy surrendir .

omar call on all goud peopel of badistan to ries up agaynst imperialist oppressors . as lawful sovereign of badistan , omar call for levies of infantriy to crush kabal of funk .

who will be omar marshal of war ??

-emir omar

 

[Kitty]

 

[Omar]

badistan republic pleased to commission kittiy as captain-majour .

welcoem to armiy

-emir omar

 

[Dick Prickle]

JIHAD!

DETH TO THE INFIDELS!

GLORY 2 BADISTAN!!1

 

[Dirk Funk]

While you're sitting here yapping, my forces are lining up at your gate. Prepare for battle, Omar!

 

[Omar]

While you're sitting here yapping, my forces are lining up at your gate. Prepare for battle, Omar!

bring it

 

[Omar]

DETH TO THE INFIDELS!

GLORY 2 BADISTAN!!1

we welcoem lieutenant prickle to armiy .

-emir omar

 

[Dick Prickle]

*loads 50 cal*

 

[Pink Sock Puppet]

I shall join your army, Dirk! My tank is double parked, though. I'll be right back with it.

 

[Sniper Kitty]

Lets get all the duals involved. Thatll really sway opinions.

 

[Dick Prickle]

MARK 19s AND RPGs ON THE ARMOR!

 

[Badlands]

To take up the arms and fight for one's country; what better fate awaits us in Hades beyond? Glory in this life shall echo for eternity, and live on forever in the memories of our children, and their children's children! You have my sword, grand emir, and I shall fight with you to the death.

 

[Dual]

On behalf of the Grasslands, I declare neutrality in this conflict.

d

 

[Dick Prickle]

THE BADLANDS ITSELF REBELS AGAINST THE DIRKISH INVADERS!

FOR OMAR! FOR BADISTAN!!!

 

[Towlie]

Hey! There's no better way to fight then high! I brought plenty for everyone. *inhlaes* Now THAT'S some good shit!

 

[Dick Prickle]

The military has strict antidrug policies for a reason

 

[Loktar]

I voted for Omar and I will support him to my dying breath!

*pulls out a rocket launcher*

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

GLORY TO BADISTAN!

 

[Sniper Kitty]

 

[Dirk Funk]

The military has strict antidrug policies for a reason

Not always. If you recall, the ancient Celts were feared partly because they went batshit crazy in battle. Due mostly to hallucinogens contained in their battle paint.

 

[Dick Prickle]

I meant the modern military, of course.