Failed products thread

[Dr Dave]

Some products make it, some don't, this thread celebrates those that failed.

Pool Shark:

This ill fated product, which used a live people eating shark didn't quite catch on with consumers. People just didn't want to be eaten by sharks.

Angry noses:

This parody game of a well known game available on cell phones just didn't quite make the cut. In this game you were a giant nose and shot boogers to knock over things. The game was found to be "rather snotty" and "not that much fun really".

Mittens:

In this game featuring Mitt Romney, you played Ol' Mittens as he went around being himself. People found they didn't want to play Mitt Romney, let alone vote for him, so the game went away never to be seen again.

 

[Loktar]

Honest Politician: Game was deemed impossible to make as it stretched the bounds of fantasy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cork In A Can: As title.

 

[headvoid]

The real ones are quite funny.

The Vauxhall (GM) Nova car they tried to launch in Spain. They spent millions before they realised it translates as "Doesn't go"

 

[Dr Dave]

Is nobody fact checking over at GM?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Genetic Shoes: Shoes that you can only wear if you have the same DNA as the shoes. The shoes are made out of dead people.