Finally I know how to wash my hands

[whisky]

As per new regulations every toilet in the building now has a detailed 12 step poster showing you how to wash your hands.

Thank god after 39 years I finally know how to do this at last!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've been missing out about 8 steps all these years...

 

[whisky]

I'm waiting for the poster that tells me how to take a shit, in case I have been doing that wrong too.

 

[Dr Dave]

Can you take a pic and post it?

(that or copy down the steps)

 

[CaptainWacky]

PC gone mad.

 

[whisky]

Can you take a pic and post it?

(that or copy down the steps)

If I remember I'll take a pic on my phone.

 

[Cassie]

HURRY WE NEED TO KNOW!

 

[whisky]

I think this might be it

But I'll double check tomorrow, mine will be in higher resolution anyway

 

[whisky]

I notice it has 13 separate steps to wash your hands, and not one single mention of what to do if you get to the door handle and the guy before you never bothered to wash his.

 

[Cassie]

I like step 7!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW CAN YOU READ THAT, CASSIE?

 

[whisky]

Maybe she's just looking at the pictures

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps she used her birding binoculars.

 

[Cassie]

I WAS READING THE PICTURES!

 

[Dr Dave]

Its too small to read.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Number 7 looks like sex!

 

[Cassie]

THUMB SEX.

 

[Dr Dave]

Who does that?

 

[Loktar]

Who does that?

Thumbelina.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ah, I wouldn't get a sex reference.