Football

[eloisel]

I am really trying to like it.

A person I enjoy the company of from time to time is a big football enthusiast and he has spent a great deal of time trying to explain the game to me.

This game is boring.

Why isn't there anything in it to appeal to women?

 

[Homo Erectus]

well, there are tight ends.

 

[eloisel]

How can you tell?

 

[Loktar]

I am really trying to like it.

A person I enjoy the company of from time to time is a big football enthusiast and he has spent a great deal of time trying to explain the game to me.

This game is boring.

Why isn't there anything in it to appeal to women?

I find football(and watching most other sports) boring as well. Thats why the one time I went to an arena football game with my brother I did nothing but stare at the cheerleaders for two hours.

 

[TheArtist]

football enthusiast

There's your problem...

 

[curiousa2z]

I got all excited...but I see we're not talking about the same "football".

 

[eloisel]

There's your problem...

But he is so cute when he is explaining downs and such to me. His face just lights up, he smiles, and he is downright happy and cheerful.

 

[Homo Erectus]

stare at the cheerleaders for two hours.

creepy

 

[eloisel]

It would be awesome if the players were out there building something.

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[jack]

and then there are end arounds.

 

[jack]

Here it is Wheeze. Like yesterday watching the Saints lose to the Bucs. That motherfucking Saints QB was like a rifle and fearless. he was picking them apart all day. It was awesome to watch his plan, his eyes, and the way his receivers would athletically "open" themselves to his passes. Great stuff.

And then on the other side, the Bucs. never even blinked in the face of what was happening to them, and took it right back to the Saints, and won.

Football is like chess when good teams play each other.

 

[Loktar]

creepy

No creepy would be if I used binoculars, or was in the front row where it would be more noticeable.

 

[MamaKitty]

I am really trying to like it.

A person I enjoy the company of from time to time is a big football enthusiast and he has spent a great deal of time trying to explain the game to me.

This game is boring.

Why isn't there anything in it to appeal to women?

I've been enjoying it lately, I guess it depends on the people you are with when you watch it.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I wish I enjoyed sports. Especially Football. Makes me feel like less of a man somehow. However, the fact that I don't care for soccer somehow makes me feel a bit better about my masculinity, so I guess it all evens out. So, how about dem Cowboys?

 

[Seph]

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Fucking superb player.

 

[Seph]

^the last goal on that video owns.

 

[Loktar]

I wish I enjoyed sports. Especially Football. Makes me feel like less of a man somehow.

Yeah me too, but then I put on a dress and some showtunes, see how pretty I look and don't worry about being manly.

 

[missmanners]

Why isn't there anything in it to appeal to women?

Winning money from some man when I pick the team with the cutest quarterback or prettiest colors and he uses some complex statistics equation to calculate odds and spread and injuries...

heh...


mm

 

[eloisel]

Winning money from some man when I pick the team with the cutest quarterback or prettiest colors and he uses some complex statistics equation to calculate odds and spread and injuries...

heh...


mm

Ahh ... a good and valid reason for learning the finer things of football.

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That should be background music to a football game.

 

[Homo Erectus]

that's me they're singing about!