Free Paris!!

Enkephalen

My Stars!
G' Boy - ya know I loves ya, but this Paris infatuation of yours is just not right. Free G'Boy! Liberate G'Boy from Paris!!
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Paris Hilton is a political prisoner. This it the worst injustice since Nelson Mandela.



:soholy:
 

Caedus

I'm not wearing any pants!!
It's too bad for Paris that she wasn't a black ex-athlete and "alleged" double murderer, if that had been the case then she could've walked out of court scott free.
 

Lawrence Connor

New Member
What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's
mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your
own you would like to slip inside of her vagina?

Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain
when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be
able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings
with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order
to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience,
would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman
known the world over to engage in a habit common
to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation.

Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling! (maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?)

Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm) when she is in jail,
therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton being in jail long enough must result at some
point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax.

Think about it, LOL, and while you fantasize about it, consider this:

Visit "Paris Hilton in Jail" myspace page, and add her as a friend!

That's the name displayed for Paris Hilton, as: "Paris Hilton in Jail"

the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Prisoner ( = parishiltonprisoner )

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonprisoner

Another Paris Hilton myspace page:

the next one, as shown below here, is "Paris Hilton Behind Bars"

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonbehindbars

Wow, I'll be darned but they look the same! LOL

Heck yeah! - Paris Hilton wants you to visit her on myspace! :)
Add dear Heiress Paris as a myspace friend when she is in jail?

And here's another little gem(s) I *cough-cough* "found":

ParisHiltoninJail · Paris Hilton in Jail (Yahoo Group)
>> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltoninJail/

and the following is another Yahoo Group:

ParisHiltonBehindBars · Paris Hilton Behind Bars
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltonBehindBars/

These Yahoo Groups, So Go ahead and Join them Now!

Just starting out these web sites will sure to grow and be great

Check back a few times a day for the next several days! haha

This next thing is a remarkable use of the opportunity
to take advantage of this current spectacle in the news:

Some twit (ROFL) made a video clip at YouTube:
"I did not have sex with that woman, Paris Hilton in Jail"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34RaVkwAAsI
the above web address is the link to the video clip

Please post a reply in here if you'd like for
Paris Hilton to perform* her trademark service*
on you* in a visit* to you after her jail time, *it's*
going* to be* a new PR* stunt* she* has rigged*
up to boost her name* and fame* to make* a
new sex video* where she gives a blowjob*
(on camera, of course) to one lucky* TK
member allegedly*, and posters will be
selected* for this contest* from the replies
here in this thread*, so if you want to win*
and get to have Paris Hilton give you head*,
then be the lucky* TK member who might win*
and reply to this thread!

Don't let this thread go dead!

Reply here to this thread, if you'd like
for Paris Hilton to give you (BJ) head!*

*an alleged and spurious claim that
I merely heard as a rumour when
in fact, I said it to myself, that's it.

The benefits: You bust a nut* with one of the world's
most famous and beautiful women known for giving
blowjobs on camera already anyway, you* get* sex*,
and get famous* yourself. Get famous head*! Reply to this thread!
 
Enkephalen said:
G' Boy - ya know I loves ya, but this Paris infatuation of yours is just not right. Free G'Boy! Liberate G'Boy from Paris!!
Save me, Enki!! Paris has me hypnotized under her influence. :fear:
 

Harry Balzac

Fuck this place.
Grammour Boy said:
She will win the appeal and evade serving time. She's a philanthropist and deserves all of our gratitude and best wishes for all the charity work that she does.

FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!! FREE PARIS NOW!!!

Fuck you.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
The twit said she wants to be a role model for young girls? Drunk, sex addicted, spoiled, anorexic, stupid, and a twat? Is that what you would want your teenage daughter to idolize?

Never mind. This is Troll Kingdom. Of course you would. Then you could ground her to her room for the rest of her natural life.
 

Tyrant

New Member
Fancy a new avatar, GB?


gb.jpg
 
Paris Hilton (Philanthropist and Socialite) said:
"I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here."

Barbara Walters (Journalist) said:
She said she would like to help in the fields of breast cancer — her grandmother had breast cancer — or multiple sclerosis. Her father's mother suffers from that disease.

She thought she might get toy companies to build a kind of Paris Hilton playhouse, where sick children might come, and the toy companies could donate toys.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3264588
 

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I love the fact she can't remember her grandmothers illness.

Paris Hilton is the perfect hero for GB, universally hated, almost without remorse or an base for redemption. GB will always choose anti heroes, it's in his nature.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Welcome back, HV!!
 
headvoid said:
I love the fact she can't remember her grandmothers illness.

Paris Hilton is the perfect hero for GB, universally hated, almost without remorse or an base for redemption. GB will always choose anti heroes, it's in his nature.
I like Grammour Boy
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
headvoid said:
I love the fact she can't remember her grandmothers illness.

Paris Hilton is the perfect hero for GB, universally hated, almost without remorse or an base for redemption. GB will always choose anti heroes, it's in his nature.

How's my favrit Ranter?
 
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