Fucked up IRL names

[Archibald Nixon]

Saw this one in the credits of an IMAX show the other day, I shit you not:

Kendall Kawke

 

[eloisel]

I once knew this baby named "Louis Dick Shorter" - for real - came across my newspaper desk as a new birth.

Also, used to see a name in the yearbooks for about 10 years when I worked for Taylor Publishing Company - girl's name was Yuki Day. Good thing she was a really cute kid.

 

[Donovan]

People I have known over the years include:

Mickey Mauser (kid in socal, anger issues not at all surprising)
Chris Christmas
Dave Vader (had a harelip too, and lived in a bad kids' group home. I keep expecting his name to come up in relation to a clock tower someplace.)
Dai Fran (Vietnamese immigrants have the best fun here don't they?)

My doctor was named Cockburn, but he wasn't THAT kind of doc.
Car salesmen named Bob Lemon and Dick Hertz.
The famous driver from ESPN updates, Dick Trickle.

 

[jack]

yes but that's always pronounced "co-burn"

I had a boss named Ophelia Dickinson, but I kept her away from my kids

 

[Loktar]

When I was working for MSI doing Verizon phone surveys the best name I ever came across was Doctor Bong.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

If you've ever bought any Acer merchandise, have yourself a look at the SoC page in the literature, and rest assured your product has been passed by Mr. Easy Lai.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/06/easy_lai/

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Chick from college, Candace Coney, who went by the name "Candy"

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Donovan]

haha

 

[Loktar]

[YOUTUBE]oYYdF0zcuSI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Here are a few from my last job in student housing:

Peter Oliver Large
Peter Small
Dick Weiner
Fuming Wang
Crystal Blue Waters
Richard Holder
Yung Poon
a couple living together: Jessica Weares, Michael Bahls (do the math)
Young Hoon Kim
Dong Rip
Bum Kick Jim
Weng Kok
Rick Shaw
Dong Dong
Hung Dong

 

[Archibald Nixon]

The Koreans get the worst of it when they come to the West, IMHO.

My favorite: Dong Suc Oh.

 

[Donovan]

There's a restaurant in my town run by a Vietnamese family, called House of Poon.

I went there to eat once but I was severely disappointend in the menu...

 

[Loktar]

There's a restaurant near where my brother works called China Wang.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I've been to China Wang. Must be a chain

 

[jack]

China Wang Chain LOL

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

That's the sound of the men working on the chain wa-a-ang.

 

[Yub]

When I was working for MSI doing Verizon phone surveys the best name I ever came across was Doctor Bong.

 

[Loktar]

LOL....not exactly the type of bong I was thinking of but it will do.

 

[whisky]

I used to know a carpenter called Tim Burr