Gems from Twitter

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am so sick of this thread opening to my cat/parakeet post every time I click on the latest post icon. SCROLL SRCOLL SCRORLLSDFm

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TRIGGERING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mirah]

I posted this on my twitter today.
IT IS CUTE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mirah]

I made a "live" twitter video today where I did a shout out to all the MF'ers! But it didn't post. : (
And then I dropped my phone
into a crevice
in the rocks
and I thought I had lost it, I already planned the trip to go get a new phone
and then I saw that I could grab it
and as
my hand
is in the crevice
I think,
"OMG I hope a snake isn't in here"
And it wasn't
or at least if it was
it didn't move
and I got my phone back.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm glad you didn't end up starring in a remake of that James Franco movie.

 

[Cassie]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Woman runs under camel, husband pushes camel down on her*

"Oh look this camel sat on me what will I doooooo?"

(She went there to bite his balls)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

ORRRDER!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

I want more! Why is it so short?! Nooooooo! I don't want it to end ever!
I guess I need to get my own bird then.

Also-
That camel story is wierd.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]