Gems from Twitter


I want to smell dark matter
Should have gone for his head lol.

(This joke only works if you've seen Avengers: Infinity War which you almost certainly haven't, and it's still not a very good joke since that line refers to Chris Hemsworth's Thor rather than Evans' Captain America, and even then it would still hardly be a joke, but at least I got to write an overly long explanation.)

And now the weather. Jedward?