George Lucas to re-release the OT & PT in a boxed set..

[Big Dick McGee]

...where all lightsabers and blasters will be replaced with wet noodles and walkie talkies, respectively!!

 

[MORBO]

MORBO'S GUEST WALK-ON WILL BE DIGITIALLY RE-INSERTED BACK INTO THE PHANTOM MENACE. MORBO WAS IN THE POD RACER PITS.

 

[Gagh]

OMG DID MORBO SHOOT FIRST IN THE CANTINA AS WELL?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He shot his load all over Bell's supple breasts...oh wait that was me last night in my dreams!

 

[MORBO]

IN 1977 MORBO WAS STILL HANGING OUT IN DETROIT. DRUGS WERE RAMPANT AND FREE-FLOWING. THANK MORBO'S GOD FOR FREE CLINICS...........

 

[CaptainWacky]

Watto to be replaced by spider-alien.

 

[MORBO]

PLAYED BY GARY OLDMAN?

 

[Gagh]

In a chicken suit?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUTTONS TO BE DIGITALLY INSERTED BETWEEN NATALIE'S THIGHS?

 

[Gagh]

OMG JEDI KITTEN?

 

[Harkley]

JEDI PUSSY!!! OMG!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DO JEDI PROCREATE!?