God = BDM.

[Gagh]

It's just been announced all over the Internet.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Oh, fuck! And, like a sucker, I renounced God just the other day!

I DIDN'T KNOW, I SWEAR!! DON'T LEAVE ME OUT OF TEH RAPTURE, BDM!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

If you can convince Captain Wacky to post his picture here, I'll call you to Heaven during the Rapture, my son.

If you can't make that happen...let's just say you'd better stock up on 1,000,000 SPF sunblock!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if I'm already dead before the Rapture?