God I hate John Mayer!

[CaptainWacky]

BANANAS.

 

[Mentalist]

God that song was pointless. She is hot though, I will add that again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Meh.

 

[Mentalist]

Well she is.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

She's hot, but I liked her when she had a little more meat on 'er bones a la "Tragic Kingdom."

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'd get it (my penis) but I dislike her.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

John Mayer is an excellent singer/songwriter. And he's a kick-ass guitar player, as well.

Plus, he's got deep brown eyes like pools of Godiva Chocolate, and soft, pillowy lips just made for kissing!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is he a right wing socialist secular humanist communist nazi?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, he's just a man, man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So was Jesus but that didn't stop Peter lying and saying he was the son of God.