Ishcabittle
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so, everybody masturbates, right? right, none of us are strangers to auto-eroticism. it's fun, it's free, it feels good, and up until recently the only downside was my post ejaculate guilt (as I am a Gemini, and that's par for the course).
about a week ago i had the house to myself and i figured i'd spank it. nothing new here, nothing out of the ordinary, but as i am about to blow it a huge, brain splitting headache comes out of no where and peaks just as i peak. the headache is brutal, and for a few moments i worry that i'm about to pop a blood vessel or get an aneurism or something. the headache subsides, gradually after two days.
"it was just a fluke" i tell myself, and a few days ago i gingerly try again, with the same result. now i'm worried, in pain, and a little pissed. even with everything else going on in the world, at least i have masturbation, right?
i google "masturbation headache" and apparently i'm not alone, there's a term for it even, "benign coital headache". i guess they are being generous with "coital", but apparently it is a benign headache that occurs when too much blood is trying to pump through too thin vessels.
i'm pissed because i like to spank it. it was, i thought, the one thing i could do with few to no consequences. but apparently god doesn't want me to have even the smallest pleasure. it is god specifically after me, i have no doubt.
i'm only saying this here because i needed to tell someone, and y'all aren't going to tell my mom.
about a week ago i had the house to myself and i figured i'd spank it. nothing new here, nothing out of the ordinary, but as i am about to blow it a huge, brain splitting headache comes out of no where and peaks just as i peak. the headache is brutal, and for a few moments i worry that i'm about to pop a blood vessel or get an aneurism or something. the headache subsides, gradually after two days.
"it was just a fluke" i tell myself, and a few days ago i gingerly try again, with the same result. now i'm worried, in pain, and a little pissed. even with everything else going on in the world, at least i have masturbation, right?
i google "masturbation headache" and apparently i'm not alone, there's a term for it even, "benign coital headache". i guess they are being generous with "coital", but apparently it is a benign headache that occurs when too much blood is trying to pump through too thin vessels.
i'm pissed because i like to spank it. it was, i thought, the one thing i could do with few to no consequences. but apparently god doesn't want me to have even the smallest pleasure. it is god specifically after me, i have no doubt.
i'm only saying this here because i needed to tell someone, and y'all aren't going to tell my mom.