Happy Birthday to Cow

[jack]

22 :::laughing:::

Christ, my middle daughter is 3 years older than you.

LULZ

I'm too fucking old for this board.

I'm leaving forever!~

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAPPY MOO DAY

or something.

 

[Gagh]

Happy birthday.

Start posting regularly again, NOW!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Return of the Karma Komments thread!

(to celebrate teh karma kastrationz!)

 

[Cacophony]

He's SUPPOSED to be sleeping right now, but he saw this thread and just said "Oh, a birthday thread."

 

[Malarky]

Happy birthday, Paul!

 

[Elnidfse]

*Happy Birthday Comment*

 

[Cassie]

Happy birthday! mooo

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Thanks for the birthday wishes and I probably should post a bit more often than I have been.

 

[jack]

Yeah you could restore my Karma and fix my CP while you're at it.

 

[MORBO]

YES, CONGRATULATIONS ON ACCOMPLISHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MORE THAN SURVIVING ANOTHER YEAR OF BITTERNESS, IMPOTENCY, AND REGRETS.

WHEN YOU CAN LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIFE AND REMINISCE FONDLY IN GEOLOGICAL TERMS, TALK TO MORBO.

 

[Cacophony]

I don't think he wants to talk to Morbo

 

[MORBO]

NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED. IN THIS SCENARIO, HOWEVER, NOTHING HAS BEEN LOST.

 

[Cacophony]

He's most likely still sleeping, I'll be sure to direct him your way once he wakes up

 

[MORBO]

COWTIPPING IS THE PURSUIT OF SHITSTAINED REDNECK TEENAGERS AND DRUNKEN FRAT BOYS.

THERE IS NO GLORY TO BE HAD IN IT. LET COW HAVE HIS BEAUTY REST.

 

[Cacophony]

Sadly, I'm currently not able to wake him up.

If I was, I assure you he'd be awake and I wouldn't be on the computer

 

[MORBO]

RIVETING! SCANDALOUS!

YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE MORBO HASN'T READ YOUR OTHER STORY YET.

SIMMER DOWN.

 

[Cacophony]

I'm not mad at all, what gave you that impression?

 

[MORBO]

MORBO KIDS, CAC.

HAVE A GOOD MESSY X-MAS AND ALL THAT. WATCH OUT FOR NAKED ELVES WITH HARD-ONS.

AS FOR COW, MORBO HOPES YOU HAVE BRANDED HIM ACCORDINGLY.

 

[Cacophony]

Thanks MORBO, a very Merry Christmas to you, too

And of course I haven't. Yet. He doesn't let me play with metal, let alone fire