Haven't you all worked out that sleep is a scam by now?

[CaptainWacky]

Nothing happens to you if you don't sleep. NOTHING.

 

[Loktar]

Thats what I keep telling that swarm of bats, spiders crawling all over me, and the talking melting walls.

 

[Dr Dave]

Lack of REM sleep makes you go nutty. Star Trek: The Next Generation has told us this.

 

[Loktar]

Lack of REM sleep makes you go nutty. Star Trek: The Next Generation has told us this.

My mom makes me go nutty. Going to sleep at 10 PM is for old people and kids.

 

[Dr Dave]

Elderly people stay up till 10pm?

 

[Loktar]

Elderly people stay up till 10pm?

Idk...my 75 year old mom is out by around 8/9 PM. She tells me I should be asleep by 10 PM. I think she thinks I'm 98 instead of 38.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I slept for a few hours between 2-5AM. I've been up since then.

I have to sign on to work in 4 hours. Maybe I should catch a nap.

I've been feeling nutty for weeks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lack of REM sleep makes you go nutty. Star Trek: The Next Generation has told us this.

It makes Troi fly with cleavage!

 

[Dr Dave]

One of her few good moments, to be sure.

 

[Cassie]

Why does time fly when I"m sleeping?

 

[Homo Erectus]

because you're having fun.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'M ONLY ALIVE WHEN I'M ASLEEP.


AND WHEN I'M AWAKE TOO, I GUESS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But what if you're asleep...RIGHT NOW?