Hello, father. I want my child support.

[Alucard]

You heard me, old man.

Stop feeding on crack whores for two seconds and pay me what I'm due.

 

[Zombie Superman]

"Next time on Jerry Springer: Washed-up vampires and the children they abandoned!"

op:

 

[Sarek]

Well, this is fucked up.

 

[Dracula]

My boy...is that you?

It's been a long time. I thought I'd killed your mother for sure after she delivered you.

Hnn.

Well look, kid, let's talk it over. PM me and we'll set something up.

Nothing too soon, though. Ol' dad's busy in October.

 

[Sarek]

This should fix this topic.

 

[Goblin]

Wow.

An old man and two lonely faggots.

Let's change the subject.

I love cunnilingus.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Here's what you all should be doing instead of this.

 

[Sarek]

^You're two late. I did that last night.

 

[Sarek]

Wow.

An old man and two lonely faggots.

Let's change the subject.

I love cunnilingus.

You need a lesson in remedial math. With the addition of you, that makes THREE lonely faggots.

 

[The Red Knight]

Alucard.

Dracula.

I don't think you two realize what's at stake here.

Love, any kind of love, truly bites.

I know, this truth hurts. But the truth often does.

It sucks, I know.

But hey guys, don't look so long in the teeth.

Get out there and get reconnected. Make amends.

Or you'll just end up feeling drained from all of this.

 

[Shitty Dual]

 

[The Dork Lord]

This thread makes my head hurt.