How do i delete myself PERMANENTLY from this board?

[jack]

I know, I hate sloppy seconds too

 

[Conchaga]

If you're serious Henoch, I'll do it for you. But, you should PM me in triplicate and cc every known staff member.

Here's how your lethal injection would work. I would hijack your account, make one post of some gorgeous hetero-loving tits and vaginas, then proceed to scramble your password, forever locking you out of TK. It should be quick, painless, and only mildly disturbing.

 

[Conchaga]

OR, I could just straight out ban your IP, but we FROWN ON THAT HERE!

 

[Henoch]

GET YOUR STUPID HEAD OUTTA THE MONKEY'S ASS YOU FUCKIN' RETARD & JUST DELETE ME!!

IT IS MY RIGHT TO BE DELETED!

DO IT OR I WILL START LISTING PERSONAL INFO LIKE NAMES, ADDRESSES & PHONE #'S OF CERTAIN POSTERS HERE.

YES.

 

[Conchaga]

But, we don't delete people here. Only one person has ever been given that privilege, Sardonica. ... and that was because he was an admin.

You're just... Henoch.

 

[Ilyanna]

Henoch, please don't go. We haven't even been introduced to each other yet! Maybe we do have something in common and we will never find out because you gave up on TK just like that?

Besides, since when do admins do what members want 'round here, anyway?

 

[Cock]

why don't you just stop logging in?


is that a stupid question?

 

[Sarek]

And people wonder why I've been telling him to shut the fuck up for the past 6 years....

 

[jack]

You've been telling someone to shut the fuck up for six years?

Besides yourself, who exactly?

 

[Sarek]

Don't be a dolt. And shut the fuck up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NICO FORBIDS THIS!!!

 

[jack]

Henoch and I did DP with NICO a couple days ago, and he gives his blessing, so to speak.

 

[whisky]

Step one, change the email address on your account to something that doesn't exist.

Step two, change your password to a random barrage of blind key presses.

Step three, log out.

Congratulations, you can now never log in, because
A) you don't know your password and
B) you cant email yourself a new password

 

[Sarek]

Henoch and I did DP with NICO a couple days ago, and he gives his blessing, so to speak.

'Nico' really got the short end of the 'stick' on that one, I bet.

 

[Donovan]

Step one, change the email address on your account to something that doesn't exist.

Step two, change your password to a random barrage of blind key presses.

Step three, log out.

Congratulations, you can now never log in, because
A) you don't know your password and
B) you cant email yourself a new password

I actually did this once trying to be cute. Err, I mean my friend Ronovan did it. He changed his email to some smarmy gofuckyourself.com thing which automatically reset his password and emailed it to the new address or something. fucked myself right out--I mean, himself. What a dumbass...

 

[Sarek]

Rooby Rooby Roo!

 

[Kitty]

Don't leave forever, Henoch. I made you a new avatar to help persuade you to stay.

 

[Henoch]

i would never leave forever, Sarek would be paralyzed with grief over my absence.

GODDAMN 70'S MUSIC ROCKS!!

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Shut up bitch, and keep your fucking credits too.

Ok. What's going on here?