How many kids did Mister Tumnus kill before Lucy came along?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And did he only let her live because he fancied her?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
This was a serious question.
 

kaonashi.shinu

Keeper of the Nether Eye
I don't think he had met a Son of Adam or Daughter of Eve before Lucy, so I'm going to say none (I'll have to read up on it to verify).
 

kaonashi.shinu

Keeper of the Nether Eye
"To be sure, to be sure," said the Faun. "How stupid of me! But I've never seen a Son of Adam or a Daughter of Eve before. I am delighted. That is to say - " and then it stopped as if it had been going to say something it had not intended but had remembered in time. "Delighted, delighted," it went on. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tumnus."

From the start of chapter 2 . . .
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well if you want to bring logic into it...

(James McAvoy was a good Tumnus.)
 

kaonashi.shinu

Keeper of the Nether Eye
Even though he was kind of embarrassed about being associated with the role. I think he mentioned it on Graham Norton.
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
he was half-nekkid as Tumnus - worth the price of admission right there. Also, he did a good job.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
TIME FOR THE SILVER CHAIR MOVIE.
 

Enkephalen

My Stars!
I would see Tumnus's bare chest and that silly scarf and think: "Put on a jacket, that scarf is not keeping you warm! It's been snowing for decades!
 

kaonashi.shinu

Keeper of the Nether Eye
Perhaps the scarf is just decoration and a faun's high metabolic rate keeps them warm? Or special magical Narnia snacks?
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
maybe he was dipping into the Turkish Delight. That stuff's high in calories.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I always had dreams of Lucy and Tumnus being together when she got older.

Because I'm a perv.
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
Happy Saturnalia! Let the debaucheries begin! er, sorry Mr Lewis...got carried away....but I AM curious as to where a fawn (Pan) came from in a Xian allegory.....just sayin...
 

kaonashi.shinu

Keeper of the Nether Eye
As far as I was taught, Mr Tumnus represented Judas in the story as he at first betrays Aslan and wants to kidnap Lucy. This is until Aslan appears out of the fire and he repents, but loses his life as a result.

However, I always thought Mr Tumnus could represent the apostle Paul, who at first worked against Christianity but then became a Christian himself.

So far as to why he used a faun in the allegory, it is the first creature Lucy as well as the reader encounters in the book, so perhaps he wished to enchant those reading the story. Entice them to read further. However, fauns are also capable of guiding humans in need, similar to the apostle Paul and his missionary work leading people to Christianity.

I guess it depends on how you as the reader interpret it. I just read the book for the whimsy.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I always had dreams of Lucy and Tumnus being together when she got older.

Because I'm a perv.

Read the short story "The Problem Of Susan" by Neil Gaiiman if you want some disturbing/sexy Narnia action.
 

kaonashi.shinu

Keeper of the Nether Eye
The more time I spend on the internet the more I realize my childhood is going to end up completely and utterly ruined.

Oh, well. :shrug:
 

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
If that's already ruining your childhood memories, then by no means should you ever google Sesame street with safe search off. Srsly.
 

kaonashi.shinu

Keeper of the Nether Eye
I've seen enough of Rule 34 material that all childhood television is not in a way ruined, but dirty images pop up in my head if I see clips.

So far as I can tell, there's no Smoggies porn . . .
 

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
Yep. I really can't watch Kermit without gagging anymore after having watched a particularly inventive porn flick a few years back.
 
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