How many of you were aware that CaptainWacky isn't ACTUALLY a Captain?

[The Question]

I feel so disillusioned.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Wait till you find out Dr. Dave isn't a Dr and colonel kira's left tit isn't a colonel.

Mind blown.

 

[Ilyanna]

Dr. Dave isn't a Dr

Now that's just crazy talk.

 

[jack]

Wait until everyone finds out what my real name is

 

[Filthy Whore]

Captain Wacky is too a captain! He served with Captain Kangaroo and Cap'n Crunch.

 

[whisky]

He used to be an admiral.

 

[Cassie]

He's the captain of our ship, JERKFACE

 

[curiousa2z]

I think this entire thread is a TROLL. Someone call the Mod Squad!

 

[Loktar]

He used to be an admiral.

And will be again!

(if I ever go in chat again and pretend to be future Wacky)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not wacky either.

 

[Loktar]

Indeed. You're more of a witty, dark humourist.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am neither made of Eggs nor Mayonnaise, although I do eat both.

I am a Gayboy, though!

 

[headvoid]

I do actually have a large hole in my head.

 

[The Question]

And I'm pretty certain I'm actually a Saint, insofar as the man in the funny hat who was hitting me with the stick was to be believed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I do actually have a large hole in my head.

YEAH. A PIEHOLE!

 

[Gagh]

He's as much as Captain as Picard was!

 

[Gagh]

I'm not wacky either.

That would make you 'Blanky Blank'!

 

[The Question]

He's as much as Captain as Picard was!

That's true; Picard wasn't really the Captain, he was just a guy that got tired of being a 60 year old busboy. Riker was really the Captain the whole time, but by the time he boarded the Enterprise, the busboy had been running the show and everybody would've been way too embarrassed that they were taken in to not just go with it.

 

[Gagh]

Riker couldn't even beat his old man up with a Cotton Bud (Q-Tip).

Speaking of Q-Tips, I just realised if you spell it Q'Tip, you'll have a very strange name for a Klingon.