I demand a title

[Yub]

I became a Badlander too late to get one.

 

[Falconarg]

shut

 

[Falconarg]

the

 

[Falconarg]

fuck

 

[Falconarg]

up

 

[Mirah]

Title? Who the fuck here has a title? You don't see me begging for a title do you? In fact, you are the only one who seems to give them out to others, Mr. Yub Yub Yubster.

 

[Loktar]

Title? Who the fuck here has a title? You don't see me begging for a title do you? In fact, you are the only one who seems to give them out to others, Mr. Yub Yub Yubster.

Indeed. In fact my current one is a variation on your not so successful catchphrase "I HAVE A FERENGI BONER"

 

[Yub]

I meant like Count or Baron or something. Meh.

 

[Ilyanna]

I have already spent about 2 hours searching for the old thread where Dual granted us all with a Badlands title, but it seems to have been lost in the fire

Yub, I am all for giving you a title, too! How about "Yub, High Ewok of Spam"?

 

[Yub]

Only if I can add "Bane of Falconarg" to the end of it.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh, absolutely. Anyone in his/her right mind would have added that by default when addressing you.

 

[Ilyanna]

I'VE FOUND IT!! (page 36 or something like that):

King Dual of The Duals
Viscount Pickle of The Badlands
President Val Kilmer's Dick of The Dual Liberation Army
Captain Sniper Kitty of The Badlands
Consul Dual of The Badlands Senate
Viscountess Mirah of The Badlands
President Dual of the Troll Liberation Front
Agent Gonad of The Badlands Intelligence Agency
Grand Duchess Ilyanna of The Badlands Senate
Colonel Dual of the Dual Liberation Army
Prince Shitty Dual of The Duals
Grand Vizier Kerb Crawler of The Badlands
Heirophant Dual of Xenism
Marquise Raeven of The Badlands
Lady Cacophony of The Cow

 

[Yub]

Lord Yub, High Ewok of Spam, Bane of Falconarg. Nice.

 

[Loktar]

I'VE FOUND IT!! (page 36 or something like that):

King Dual of The Duals
Viscount Pickle of The Badlands
President Val Kilmer's Dick of The Dual Liberation Army
Captain Sniper Kitty of The Badlands
Consul Dual of The Badlands Senate
Viscountess Mirah of The Badlands
President Dual of the Troll Liberation Front
Agent Gonad of The Badlands Intelligence Agency
Grand Duchess Ilyanna of The Badlands Senate
Colonel Dual of the Dual Liberation Army
Prince Shitty Dual of The Duals
Grand Vizier Kerb Crawler of The Badlands
Heirophant Dual of Xenism
Marquise Raeven of The Badlands
Lady Cacophony of The Cow

I want a title now.

 

[Ilyanna]

And you will get one.... maybe something like

High Priest Loktar of the Badlands Cult ?

 

[Dual]

High Priest Loktar, Lord of the Ferrets?

I never thought I'd see somebody post that list again.

 

[Dershocka]

Where's my title?

Have my contributuions to this place been forgotten?

 

[Dual]

Silly Shocka, you were deposed.

 

[Kitty]

lol

 

[Falconarg]

shut

the

fuck

up

!