Heh. Actually, it's a "she." And my sis is desperate if she's asking me, her homewrecking whore of a sister who is stoned out of her mind by 3 pm everyday.
Oh wait...did I just type that? Oops.
But my niece is the most fascinating, bizarre little 5 year old on the planet, so any chance for me to spend time with her is a good thing. We took her to Crystal's Saturday (think of a cheap Chuck E. Cheese) and I was playing air hockey with her. She looked at me and did the "I'm gonna whoop your ass" move where she points at her eyes, then at me. Like NPH does on "How I Met Your Mother."
Oh, and she's taken to wearing non-prescription glasses and a cat tail stuffed in her jeans. Like I said, bizarro.