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I hate adults who use the phrase "should I ask Santa for...*insert item*"...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They don't actually say "*insert item*" they'd say something like "RAPING KIT". You get the idea. SANTA ISN'T REAL. HE'S DEAD.
 
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED IN THE UK THANKS TO OVERZEALOUS TRIGGER-HAPPY POLICE LOL DON'T LET THEM SEE A BRAZILIAN

XmasCancelled1.jpg
 
LOL!
 
YES VERY FUNNY CARTOON BUT BACK ON TOPIC "NEEP NEEP NEEP"
 
WELL THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE KINDA PERVERTED TO WANT SANTA TO INSERT ITEMS.

They probably shouldn't have kids.
 
I take it that it is a raping kit you want, then Wacky? What would be in it?
 
A KOSH AND A POLKA DOT BANDANNA
 
AND A BARNEY SUIT WITH SUITABLE HOLES
 
I THOUGHT WACKY RAPED IN THE MR BLOBBY SUIT?
 
I RAPE IN A FULL C3PO CUSTOME WITH MY OWN DICK PAINTED GOLD STICKING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CROTCH.
 
That's what the girls say!
 
I should ask Santa for the *perfect woman*.

That would be keen.
 
It would be gay.
 
No, Asking for Henoch would be gay.
 
Not if he was wearing a wig.
 
wHAT IF HE WAS WEARING A jAWA ON HIS COCK?
 
If anyone says Mentalist is wearing a wig in the next 5 minutes, I will kill them using Tarantino's severed cock.
 
Menatlist is wearing a LOU THREZ PRESS
 
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