I hate adults who use the phrase "should I ask Santa for...*insert item*"...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They don't actually say "*insert item*" they'd say something like "RAPING KIT". You get the idea. SANTA ISN'T REAL. HE'S DEAD.
 

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CHRISTMAS CANCELLED IN THE UK THANKS TO OVERZEALOUS TRIGGER-HAPPY POLICE LOL DON'T LET THEM SEE A BRAZILIAN

 

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I take it that it is a raping kit you want, then Wacky? What would be in it?
 

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If anyone says Mentalist is wearing a wig in the next 5 minutes, I will kill them using Tarantino's severed cock.
 
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