I have to buy a white dress!

[Elnidfse]

My gay or your gay?

Rawr! Leave me alone!
I'm out for a bit.

 

[Sarek]

Do you have a nice ass?

Think about that for a minute.

"She" said "she" LOST 60 pounds. Chances are, you're still talking about the ass that swallowed Manhattan here.

 

[The Dork Lord]

8====D

Rawr! Leave me alone!
I'm out for a bit.

Of teh closet? I salute your courage!

 

[Muslim Bacon]

only 60 more to go to fit into those size 14s

 

[starguard]

I've lost sixty pounds, and am going to Tuscany, Italy. I have to buy a white dress. It won't be a dream come true, but it's Tuscany, Italy for crying out loud!

You Lost 60 pounds? I guess that "Jenny Cane" Program really worked for ya huh

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Think about that for a minute.

"She" said "she" LOST 60 pounds. Chances are, you're still talking about the ass that swallowed Manhattan here.

Nice, angry, mean, ugly, freshly-buffed... in the end it matters not. I was merely making conversation and had no emotional investment in the outcome either way.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

My gay or your gay?

Exactly. What a tool. Fucker forgot his verb. Again!

Elwood, how ever do you intend for others to take you seriously when you can't even be bothered to master the English language?

 

[jack]

I know. Here he is at this perfect board to seriously develop his chops and go out and really kill people verbally on the Internets, and he's busy being distracted by Gagh LULZ

 

[Elnidfse]

Exactly. What a tool. Fucker forgot his verb. Again!

Elwood, how ever do you intend for others to take you seriously when you can't even be bothered to master the English language?

Kerb Crawler, didn't you just finish with this same approach. Yes, I do believe you did. Only people with too much time on their hands have a dictionary placed right next to their computer. They foam at the mouth when somebody says 'to' instead of 'too'.

Protip:

Spoiler

Don't recycle ideas.

That's the second time I've had to tell you this.

As for tool, a tool is somebody who follows the trends or others or who carries out the work for another. That would be you, for recycling jack's words not once, but twice.

Your so called Mastery of the English Language is nothing more then an excuse for your pitiful trolling abilities. Since your so inclined to correct me, here you go.

Who learned you how be spoke?
Have at it Kerb Crawler. Don't forget to point out my misuse of the correct forms of each word that I have wrote. Go for it.

 

[Elnidfse]

I know. Here he is at this perfect board to seriously develop his chops and go out and really kill people verbally on the Internets, and he's busy being distracted by Gagh LULZ

I'm trying to learn from Gagh. His material is weak, right now, as he is in a low-point of his trolling career. Maybe if I kick him around some more his nerd rage will turn into uncontrollable anger and he'll give me a run for my money. Now let me go back and talk and try to explain to Gagh how following around my posts, all day, without doing anything else, constitutes as me having 'gotten under his skin'.

However, seeing as I typed his name CHRIS will probably come to a thread and insert the word 'cunt' right below me.

 

[jack]

Actually, I learn from Gagh a lot. I was a multi post spammer (which I still do) but he taught me to spam, and how to be thick skinned when necessary. I admire Gagh.

Never admit you're wrong.

Never apologize.

No, go fuck yourself Roofie, this is becoming fucking tedious. I should charge you.

 

[Cacophony]

Gagh's my hero.

I aspire to be half the man he is, yet my lack of a penis holds me back

 

[Elnidfse]

Actually, I learn from Gagh a lot. I was a multi post spammer (which I still do) but he taught me to spam, and how to be thick skinned when necessary. I admire Gagh.

Never admit you'ver ever done anything wrong.

Never apologize.

No, go fuck yourself Roofie, this is becoming fucking tedious. I should charge you.

I'm sorry jack. Fucking myself is physically impossible.
It's time for you to admit that you're

wrong.

 

[jack]

If I could Roofster, I would tie you to a makeshift plywood pillory, and extinguish cigarette butts on your genitalia and elsewhere.

 

[Elnidfse]

If I could Roofster, I would tie you to a makeshift plywood pillory, and extinguish cigarette butts on your genitalia and elsewhere.

Yes, but unfortunately for me, your already engaged with sexual acts of this nature with another.

 

[Uranium 4]

Hey up, Cunt in the thread!

Parp!

 

[Uranium 4]

^
Didn't we already get over saying how weak your material is?
By the second, Hooker, you are continuing to slander your good name with such laughable trolling material.

Witty is one thing, adding "stick your head in the overn" didn't do too much for your purpose
Protip:

Spoiler

One idea at a time.

At least he can spell Oven "Fan of Intellect".

 

[Gagh]

At least he can spell Oven "Fan of Intellect".

Oh, he does that all the time. He's a Pseudo-intellectual. If only he actually knew what 'pseudo' meant.

You know what else he is? That's right, he's a:


Cunt.