I need to stop drinking before bed

[Dirk Funk]

I need to quit drinking before bed. I have truly psychotic dreams when I do. Last night after drinking a 40 of Steel Reserve I had a dream that Wong invited me to his house for the weekend to hang out. We spent the weekend stealing hubcaps and shooting cans off the back porch. For some reason he kept hiding from his wife the whole time. Yep. 40s before bed are not a good idea.

 

[Dual]

Oh man, all kinds of Freudian interpretations here...

 

[SuN]

Alcohol & the Brain

Alcohol is the only drug known to cross the blood brain barrier.

Usually, drugs enter the brain via cerebral blood flow, within the brain itself; carried there by blood vessels that have some protective factors to the surrounding brain tissue.

Alcohol passes the barrier resulting in the brain 'skinny-dipping' in concentrated alcohol.

 

[SuN]

Concentrated Alcohol can be used to remove nail polish.

 

[Donovan]

Alcohol & the Brain

Alcohol is the only drug known to cross the blood brain barrier.

Usually, drugs enter the brain via cerebral blood flow, within the brain itself; carried there by blood vessels that have some protective factors to the surrounding brain tissue.

Alcohol passes the barrier resulting in the brain 'skinny-dipping' in concentrated alcohol.

I think it's disgusting you cut open a couple of babies to prove alcohol is dangerous. You should be ashamed of yourself...

 

[Tisiphone]

I love the dreams I have when I'm drunk/stoned. They fucking rock.

 

[jack]

I love the dreams where my dick is so hard and sensitive I spontaneously ejaculate

 

[Internet Troll]

I love the dreams where my dick is so hard and sensitive I spontaneously ejaculate

stop dreaming of gay things

 

[jack]

Stop following me around. You sound like a whipped little puppy dog starving for attention.

 

[Tisiphone]

Oooh...I also like those dreams where I've woken myself up moaning.

 

[Internet Troll]

Stop following me around. You sound like a whipped little puppy dog starving for attention.

Shut up

 

[jack]

Oooh...I also like those dreams where I've woken myself up moaning.

morning wood is fun.

What's the female equivalent?

 

[Internet Troll]

morning wood is fun.

What's the female equivalent?

go fuck yourself

 

[Tisiphone]

morning wood is fun.

What's the female equivalent?

Juice running down our legs??

 

[jack]

that could produce some interesting heat on a cold morning.

Any morning, actually.

 

[Internet Troll]

that could produce some interesting heat on a cold morning.

Any morning, actually.

only when you light your retard farts

 

[Charlemagne]

Whoops, meant to negrep you.

 

[Charlemagne]

only when I light my retard farts

I'm not surprised you like doing that. Not one bit.