I suddenly feel better...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...because New Order's "Perfect Kiss" just started playing on my iPod.

*starts dancing about room*

 

[CaptainWacky]

PRANCING more like YOU BIG POOFBALL!!!!!!111112rg

(sorry.)

 

[BlazerBoy]

Silly faggots. Jigs are for kids.

 

[Mentalist]

And Will Smith.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And DJ Jazzy Jeff.

 

[jack]

And Vanilla Ice

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And Harvey Fierstein (if you put braces under the floorboards).

Now I feel better because I saw the EXCELLENT Harry Potter flick Friday night, and am seeing it again tonight.

 

[Mandi]

I haven't got to see it yet. I won't get to see it till my birthday

 

[jack]

We are seeing it tomorrow for the matinee.

That's french for something, I'm not sure what,

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm waiting for a cinema to open withing five minutes walking distance from me.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I probably won't see it until much later, inasmuch as I'LL BE IN HAWAII FOR SIX DAYS STARTING ON THANKSGIVING DAY!! HAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS!!!!

 

[jack]

Don't fall in a volcano.

 

[Mentalist]

Don't jump in one either.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Harry Potter, volcanoes and New Order jigs?

FUNNEST. THREAD. EVER!

 

[Mentalist]

This thread could benefit from a dose of lithium.

 

[jack]

or Roryphnal.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

OR STEEL WOOL TO SCRUB AWAY OUR SINS!

 

[Mentalist]

Or perhaps all three, maybe not in that order.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR BRET HART'S PUBES.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He's dead, you freak, he died while parachuting into Buckingham Palace for a "Royal Jewels on stick match" back in 1999!