I want to ask this person out

[Love Child]

But I don't think it is a good idea, they are indirectly involved with my work.
I really need to be talked out of this.
But if I did do it, I don't want to fuck it up.
I am a mess every time I see them. I can't even fucking concentrate.

 

[Love Child]

The only "in" this person gave me for contact was that if anyone needed computer work done for them with their personal computers we we're welcome to contact them.
I don't have any personal computer needs.

 

[The Question]

You could always push them in front of a bus but then pull them back out of the way and go,

"I saved your life, I OWN YOU NOWWWWWW MUWHAHAHAHAAAA." But you never really do know how somebody will take that.

 

[Love Child]

How does it work when you do it? There is a video of this very thing happening by the way.

 

[The Question]

I've never tried it, myself. But I've seen it done. Didn't work. ('Cause the bus wasn't moving.)

 

[Mirah]

Don't ask anyone out! It will fail anyway! If they wanted to ask you out they would have!

 

[BROWNFOOT]

You could always push them in front of a bus but then pull them back out of the way and go,

"I saved your life, I OWN YOU NOWWWWWW MUWHAHAHAHAAAA." But you never really do know how somebody will take that.

Tch! Doo. Srs tho. You aint just yeet sum bitch into da street, B.

U gots to be all romantic n shit like ma boi Peppy La Pew. Tell dat bitch sweat nuffins like "YOLO BITCH!" n DATS when u fro da bitch in da road. Dats true romans.

 

[Love Child]

Thank you Next!

 

[Love Child]

Next topic:
List wierd ways I can flirt with this person to throw things off.
If I'm not going to ask them out at least I can have some fun.

 

[The Question]

Can't go wrong with ferrets.

 

[Love Child]

Great idea!

 

[Love Child]

I will paint my phone # on the ferret and hope they see it and call me.

 

[Love Child]

Somehow we got on the subject of guns and they wanted to know if I had ever shot a gun. AND then they said I could join them at a shooting range.

Wow
Lol

 

[The Question]

They want to see how you'll fare in a gunfight with their swarm of assassin bees, IMO

 

[Love Child]

"Put this in your box" he said as he handed me the flash drive. And then clarified by saying, " the computer's box!"

 

[Love Child]

Well I tried it.
I opened the door and the person is just standing there.
So.
THEIR LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Love Child]

I am letting this one go
and crawling back into my cave!

 

[Love Child]

OMG
I got a phone call.
There was confusion about who was going to contact who.
Whew
Now what not to wear?

 

[Love Child]

Actually it is just coffee at noon.
Lol
Yeah

 

[Love Child]

So I decided that I think this guy is not for me.
At least I know.
BUt he did just send me a youtube video of something doing "Somewhere over the rainbow" on cats.
So.....there is that.