I want to ask this person out

[Jibbles]

Spare yourself the regret and self inflicted torment you troglodyte. Who the fuck would ever date you willingly?

Fucking lel.

 

[jack]

Hey Jibbles, how goes it?

I miss the old days. Just checked in at RC, same shit except now they're all 10 years older. Pretty funny to see them still acting out the same way.

 

[Jibbles]

I hate my life and everything in it. Same shit, different shitty day.

 

[Volpone]

As someone who conducts the bulk of his social interactions over the Internet, I'll just point out that if you can't fail if you never try.

Also, send nudes.

 

[Love Child]

Awesome!
troglodyte
/ˈträɡləˌdīt/
noun

1. (especially in prehistoric times) a person who lived in a cave.
   • a hermit.
   • a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
     
     
     
     

 

[Jibbles]

I can't tell which meaning I intended more. Hermit or deliberately ignorant? I'll just settle for the ol' fashioned 'stupid cunt'.

 

[Love Child]

Awesome.