I want to learn the ways of the Force

[Mentalist]

And touch Leias boob circa 77.

 

[jack]

I enjoyed her milky young titties.

 

[Mentalist]

Didn't we all... *sigh*

 

[Kerb Crawler]

She was much hotter in '83. A steady blow diet'll do that for a girl.

 

[jack]

She licked john belushi's dick

 

[Mentalist]

God made Savvik and Leia fat!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

And look where that got 'im!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

God made Savvik and Leia fat!

ROLL 'EM IN VULCAN FLEA POWDER AND FUCK THE WET SPOCK!@

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sorry, I was hot for pre-auto-accident Luke.

See also Corvette Summer.
(For you titmongers, that's the one where you can see Annie Potts' pre-Ghostbusters rack)

 

[Mentalist]

You know I really never saw much diff in Hamil post horrific car crash.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

NO< ITWAS THE WAMPA WHAT DID IT! HE WAS ARRESTED FOR DUNK DIVING!

 

[Mentalist]

MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND LUCAS'S CANON! LOL!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

OMG!!!!!!!! I WAS FORCERAPeD BY LUCAS' CANON!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG LU-CASH RUINED CANON BY INTRODUCING YADDLE THE CGI CUNT LIKCING BASTARD

 

[Mentalist]

LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously, there's a thread at TrekBBS going on about Yaddle ruining the mystery of Yoda or some shit.

 

[Mentalist]

But Yaddle wasn't even IN the films :roll:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You know I really never saw much diff in Hamil post horrific car crash.

Long scar on his cheek, plus he lost that wide-eyed look from the first movie...

 

[CaptainWacky]

^That's beause he lost his youth and innocence!