If I decide to I will lay the spam smackdown on ALL your candy covered asses

[Mentalist]

I never lost it. I'm like a fucking sleeping SPAM DRAGON. BEST RECOGNIZE ON THE RIGGEDY REWIND.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG TIPTOE AROUND HIM IF HE WAKES UP HELL SPAM THE SPERMY PISS OUT OF US LOKLLJ/.N

 

[Mentalist]

LOKTAR ATE MY DAD

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DID ROKTAR RAPE YOUR UNCLE?

 

[Dr Dave]

That would make him an uncle fucker...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Leonard Nimoy to voice the spam dragon in the movie?

 

[Yub]

YES

 

[CaptainWacky]

it is done

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COMING UP NEXT: THE SPERM DRAGON!!!111

 

[The Dork Lord]

The sperm dragon is ALWAYS CUMMING!

 

[Yub]

It spits out warm sticky love and is fun at parties!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BIG TALK FROM BIG MENTAL.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Narrator: The SPERM DRAGON earned his degree in finance and opened a SPERM BANK.

 

[Mentalist]

This was a quality post to be fair.

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR ATE MY DAD

He was Dadlicious.

 

[jack]

He was Dadlicious.

Like a Popsicle?

 

[Cassie]

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to see you come over to the Mine Field and say that!