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If they made a movie about my life:

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
  1. Tom Welling as "ME"
  2. Elijah Wood as "10-YEAR-OLD ME"
  3. Grace Park as "HOT ASIAN WIFE"
  4. Sammo Hung as "MY SON"
  5. Jessica Simpson as "Laker_Girl"
  6. Cillian Murphy as "MENTALIST"
  7. Shaft as "DAYSTROM"
  8. A loaf of bread as "CAPTAIN WACKY"

LOL it'd make $10 at least!
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Laker Girl is much better looking than Jessica Simpson.
 
Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I have to agree, but that's the celebrity she most remsembles in face and body.
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What about Kristin Bell?
 
Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Too short, not enough breastage.
 
CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It could be a reimaged LakerGirl.
 
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