If we all eat pie tonight

[Sarek]

Or lose all our lunch because of the content, I don't care.

I should have been paying more attention to this when I played it for the kids except it sounded like a funny song about pis. The shit about the chicken not being quite dead and thrashing off the table is crazy interesting, even though it has me freaking out.

Cut chicken into pieces
I'm makin' chicken pie
Suffocation
No breathing
It makes a cluck as I chop it up, bleeding
I'm makin' chicken pie

Cut chicken into pieces
I'm making chicken pie
Suffocation
No breathing
It makes a cluck as I chop it up, bleeding
No one cares about chickens anyway
It is not wrong
I need to eat
I need chicken pie today
The chicken is slayed
And once that pie is made
I'll eat that chicken pie

Chicken's losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
Losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight

I really hope that this pie isn't too thin
I'll have to go out late
And bring another in
Hungry!
Feeding on chickens
They're always welcome in
It is done and now I begin
This is a pie like no other
And it's all for myself
I'll soon make another
You do not know the greatness of a chicken
Until you make one in a pie, then

Chicken's losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
Losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
The pie is so fine
For me to dine
I baked it and I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating

I... could... go... on... eat... ing... this... way...

Cut chicken into pieces
I'm makin' chicken pie
Suffocate it
Then bake it
It makes a cluck as I cook it and make it
It is not wrong
I need to eat
I need chicken pie today
The chicken is slayed
And once that pie is made
I will eat that chicken pie

Chicken's losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
Losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
The pie is so fine
For me to dine
I baked it and I'm eating

I... could... go... on... eating... this... way!!!
It's so good!
Poor, poor chicken!
It is so...nice!

Disturbing. Very disturbing.

 

[Dual]

I was actually baking a pie when you posted this and am eating it now.

 

[Sarek]

Hmm.

So how big did has your tongue swelled up from eating a HOT pie seconds out of the oven?

 

[Dual]

It's not that bad.