If you're a mom with a blind son...

[Volpone]

...what do you tell them to get them to stop masturbating? :/

 

[Loktar]

...what do you tell them to get them to stop masturbating? :/

Tell them it will give them hairy palms and then glue pubic hair to their hands while their asleep.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Tell them it will make them go deaf, then ignore everything they say.

 

[The Question]

Tell them it will make them able to see, but they'll see the unnatural horrorscape that's just beyond the range of normal peoples' vision.