I'm going for 11th time running.

[Mentalist]

I'm reading LOTR again.

Why.. NOT AGAIN!!!!!!


Allready into chapter three of Fellowship. This marks the 11th time I have read the trilogy. I will read the Silmarillion for the third time afterwards, probably.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've only read it three times you tall bastard but I'm due another reading after Christmas so BEWARE.

 

[Mentalist]

I have a second edition of Fellowship, hardback. A present to my mother from my Uncle when she was a youngun. It's a joy to read. I have stupid annoying versions of TT and ROTK though, stupid paperbacks


And yes, you must start reading it again. It's always different, every time!

And people who say the first chapter is boring are insane.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have them in one volume paperback which is good if you want to read it all in one session without swapping books!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm currently reading a recent issue of UNCUT that celebrates the 20th anniversary of The Smiths' The Queen Is Dead...a year early.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^Did Tolkien write it?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Morrissey thinks he's more important than Tolkein, so in a way.

THE QUEEN IS FAT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE QUEEN IS MY LORD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LORD VALDEMORBIDLYOBESE DRAG QUEEN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NEROON?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We need a Neroon smiley, but I fear that whoever creates it will die with a blackened soul.