I'm Hungry

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
The problem is, I'm too fucking lazy, and I don't want to get up off my ass to fix anything for dinner.

Such a dilemma.

My need for food versus the desire to sit on my ass.
 

Harkley

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I made a cheese sandwich.

I'm going to toast it now

It will become a TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICH!!

OMG111

I'm a cook. I should do this for a living.
 

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
I don't eat Toasted Cheese sandwiches without tomato soup. Which means I'd have to take the time to make the tomato soup. Again, I'd have to get off my ass.

Not up for it.......
 

Harkley

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Hmm.. interesting combo.

I WILL PUT SOME HENIZ TOMATO SOOP ON!r31rf

IT will be a cheese toastiie and tomato soup BAGEL.

No wait. a bagel was invented already...

How about EARLY BREAKFAST?!
 

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
I work in a restaurant that specializes in breakfast, and it's my day off. Not really up for that either.
 

Harkley

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I meant me having early brekkie...

It's 6AM... been up all night long making sweet sweet love to my vision science revision.
 

Harkley

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You should eat some pasta.

ITS TASTY!

Or, get a plastic bag, stick a potato in it (washed), put it in the microwave for 10 mins, AND YOU HAVE JACKET POTATO!!! WUHU!!
 

Harkley

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Intellegence? Mine Field?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dumbing Down of this thrread musct commence immediately.
 

Harkley

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No wait.... My presence did that already didnt it?

KEWL!!!!

I am currently drinking milk :)
 

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
Harkley said:
I meant me having early brekkie...

It's 6AM... been up all night long making sweet sweet love to my vision science revision.
You go right ahead. It's just coming up on 10:00 pm here, and I still haven't had dinner.





Still haven't gotten off my ass either.
 

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
I've got another problem now................

I'm almost finished with this can of Mountain Dew...........

Shit.......
 

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
Damn, my stomach just rumbled.

We're getting closer to the point where I'll have to get up again..............
 

Kyehlar

You Fox Eared Asshole!
Fuck!

I'm out of Mountain Dew.

I'm gonna have to get up off my ass.

Might as well find something to eat while I'm at it, eh?
 
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