Cooter said:But not for long.
Captain America said:Greetings, fellow American.
I'm the new Captain America.
If you need anything here, let me know.
I'm the law in these parts.
Cooter said:What kinda law would that be? In my face to piss me off law or I'll call ya if I need ya law?
Captain America said:The only law there is, son.
The law of the United States of America.
Cooter said:Well I'm an old school conservative man with an edge. I follow the law of God, our creator, and do no man harm unless he deserves it or needs it.
And I don't cotton to LIBERALS telling me my business.
If you can handle that, we'll get along just fine.
Captain America said:Greetings, fellow American.
I'm the new Captain America.
If you need anything here, let me know.
I'm the law in these parts.
Captain America said:You're the one who used the term liberal, son, not me.
And it's not about partisanship. It's about integrity and the American spirit.
If you're not on my side, you're not on America's side.
And quite frankly, there won't be any room for anyone not on America's side.
Not anymore.
jack said:Hi Cooter.
Are you a redneck, or a vagina?
Cooter said:I'm a southern gent who firmly believe you are what you eat.
Take it how you will.
jack said:I don't "take it" any way.
Watch your step, and mind your Manners, and we'll get along just fine.
jack said:I'll tell you what Cap, when that bitch buttfucked your stomach at the end of #25, I was happy.
jack said:D00der, I hate to break this to you, but I'm old enough to be your father.
Now go clean your fucking room before I take away your comic books.