I'm new here

[Cooter]

But not for long.

 

[Cassie]

Hi!

 

[Captain America]

But not for long.

Greetings, fellow American.

I'm the new Captain America.

If you need anything here, let me know.

I'm the law in these parts.

 

[Cooter]

Greetings, fellow American.

I'm the new Captain America.

If you need anything here, let me know.

I'm the law in these parts.

What kinda law would that be? In my face to piss me off law or I'll call ya if I need ya law?

 

[Cooter]

Hi!

dar es balat.

I think I've been there.

Hi back.

 

[Captain America]

What kinda law would that be? In my face to piss me off law or I'll call ya if I need ya law?

The only law there is, son.

The law of the United States of America.

 

[bad dog]

:retard:

 

[Cooter]

The only law there is, son.

The law of the United States of America.

Well I'm an old school conservative man with an edge. I follow the law of God, our creator, and do no man harm unless he deserves it or needs it.

And I don't cotton to LIBERALS telling me my business.

If you can handle that, we'll get along just fine.

 

[jack]

Hi Cooter.

Are you a redneck, or a vagina?

 

[Captain America]

Well I'm an old school conservative man with an edge. I follow the law of God, our creator, and do no man harm unless he deserves it or needs it.

And I don't cotton to LIBERALS telling me my business.

If you can handle that, we'll get along just fine.

You're the one who used the term liberal, son, not me.

And it's not about partisanship. It's about integrity and the American spirit.

If you're not on my side, you're not on America's side.

And quite frankly, there won't be any room for anyone not on America's side.

Not anymore.

 

[jack]

Greetings, fellow American.

I'm the new Captain America.

If you need anything here, let me know.

I'm the law in these parts.

I'll tell you what Cap, when that bitch buttfucked your stomach at the end of #25, I was happy.

 

[jack]

You're the one who used the term liberal, son, not me.

And it's not about partisanship. It's about integrity and the American spirit.

If you're not on my side, you're not on America's side.

And quite frankly, there won't be any room for anyone not on America's side.

Not anymore.

Shut up, fuckley.

 

[Cooter]

Hi Cooter.

Are you a redneck, or a vagina?

I'm a southern gent who firmly believe you are what you eat.

Take it how you will.

 

[jack]

I don't "take it" any way.

Watch your step, and mind your Manners, and we'll get along just fine.

 

[Captain America]

I'm a southern gent who firmly believe you are what you eat.

Take it how you will.

Fair enough.

Take this how you will: make sure you're on the right side when the time comes.

You'll know the right side, because I'll be at the head of it.

 

[Cooter]

I don't "take it" any way.

Watch your step, and mind your Manners, and we'll get along just fine.

Manners?

You asked if I was a vagina, now you want to talk about Manners?

 

[Captain America]

I'll tell you what Cap, when that bitch buttfucked your stomach at the end of #25, I was happy.

That was my predecessor, slacker.

Though I was kicking Nazi teeth in while your grandfather was still trying to get your grandmother to spread her legs for a forgettable twenty seconds.

So don't try and task me, boy. You'll regret it.

And wish you hadn't lived to.

 

[jack]

D00der, I hate to break this to you, but I'm old enough to be your father.

Now go clean your fucking room before I take away your comic books.

 

[Captain America]

I'm old enough to be your great grandfather.

And let's stop the bullshit, boy.

You PM me the time and place, and I'll silence you but good.

You man enough?

 

[Cooter]

D00der, I hate to break this to you, but I'm old enough to be your father.

Now go clean your fucking room before I take away your comic books.

Jack (shit), I see we gunna git along just fine...





...BOY.