In this thread you will post lame pickup lines

[Loktar]

You offering, small dick?

D'oh!! Just realized Gagh's comment probably wasn't aimed at me. Forgot which thread I was in.

 

[Gagh]

D'oh!! Just realized Gagh's comment probably wasn't aimed at me. Forgot which thread I was in.

Sorry, honey. I'm attached at the moment. But you'll be the first person I call if it doesn't work out, sugarpie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had sex with your mother last night. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

 

[Blindgroping]

(anything said in a Victorian accent)

 

[CaptainWacky]

My bed is a double but I'monly one person SO LET'S FUCK IN MY BEd, BITCH.