CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It started off pretty good. Then they did the arc where Buffy went to the future for some reason and it seemed like it would be good because I like Fray but in the end I couldn't quite figure out what the point had been. Then they did a few random stories which weren't very satisfying but at least Dawn turned into a doll. Then Oz was in it for some reason and Buffy was bisexual for a while then she liked Xander but it turned out she only liked Xander becaue he liked Dawn (I think) and I was wondering if they were going to get to the point soon and reveal what all this Twilight stuff was. Then they DID reveal what all the Twilight stuff was about and it turned out Twilight was Angel and he was only pretending to be bad (even though he'd like killed dozens of slayers) and it made absolutely no sense and was impossible to follow. Then Buffy and Angel had sex in space and created a new universe. Or something. And loads of demons attacked Earth and killed millions of people I guess and all of that was because Buffy and Angel had sex...
BUT THEN in the latest arc Joss Whedon came back to write and I thought "oh boy, Joss will make it good!" but it turned out it was even more shit than ever and the two latest issues have been literally nothing but explaining the plot and adding yet more impossible to follow details. Like Joss realised the Twilight stuff wasn't working so now he's introduced "the seed" underneath Sunnyday which needs to stay "corked" or else something vague happens and it is LITERALLY the "cork keeping the light in" thing from Lost and I mean LITERALLY because they even had Spike explaining it using a wine bottle like Jacob did in Lost and it didn't really make sense in Lost and it made even less sense here and was just downright insulting really and the Master was alive for some reason and Spike's on a spaceship with talking insects and who was that guy with the moustache listing to Dawn and Xander and reading this sentence is a bit like reading an issue of Buffy season eight and did I mention that the art has gotten pretty bad and it's impossilbe to tell who the characters even are sometimes?
So yeah, the only conclusion I can reach is that they're making it bad on purpose so the final issue it'll be revealed that some Godlike entity was behind it all and wanted everything to make no sense and be lame for some evil purpose but Buffy kills him by having a threesome with Spiker and Angel on the moon.
BUT THEN in the latest arc Joss Whedon came back to write and I thought "oh boy, Joss will make it good!" but it turned out it was even more shit than ever and the two latest issues have been literally nothing but explaining the plot and adding yet more impossible to follow details. Like Joss realised the Twilight stuff wasn't working so now he's introduced "the seed" underneath Sunnyday which needs to stay "corked" or else something vague happens and it is LITERALLY the "cork keeping the light in" thing from Lost and I mean LITERALLY because they even had Spike explaining it using a wine bottle like Jacob did in Lost and it didn't really make sense in Lost and it made even less sense here and was just downright insulting really and the Master was alive for some reason and Spike's on a spaceship with talking insects and who was that guy with the moustache listing to Dawn and Xander and reading this sentence is a bit like reading an issue of Buffy season eight and did I mention that the art has gotten pretty bad and it's impossilbe to tell who the characters even are sometimes?
So yeah, the only conclusion I can reach is that they're making it bad on purpose so the final issue it'll be revealed that some Godlike entity was behind it all and wanted everything to make no sense and be lame for some evil purpose but Buffy kills him by having a threesome with Spiker and Angel on the moon.
