Is there a vagina capable of withstanding the colossal might of my godlike peenus?

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Put some lipstick on an elephant?
 

The Question

Eternal
I like the titanium robot vagina idea. I'm thinking the Summer Glau version. Or maybe the Kristanna Loken version. Or maybe both. At the same time. Yeah.
 

The Question

Eternal
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Homo Erectus

Registered User
yah um...You don't have very good reading comprehension skills do you? All I see is a fuzzy picture of you looking supercilious. And next to that blank space much like what one wold find in between your ears one would assume.
 

The Question

Eternal
Whatsamatta, did your mommy and daddy put parental controls in place on their computer?
 

Homo Erectus

Registered User
Nope. I can look at all the porn the world offers any time I like. Except for your boobs picture because, I assume, you are a wanker.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Now, now. Let's not argue over who's wanking and who isn't! We all like a good shuffle now and then.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
The Saint's a total clunge magnet! They even let him wipe it on the curtains!
 
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