It would have been funny if Data had pushed Crusher so hard that her neck snapped

[CaptainWacky]

"ARE YOU LAUGHING NOW, DOCTOR?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ten Forward looks really cool with that lighting. And McDowell's eyes when he says "time is the fire in which we burn."

Oh no, Data's acting like a cock now...

 

[Dr Dave]

He should have kicked Troi in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously Data, stop fucking laughing.

But Mister Tricorder's "make it so" was perfect.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't remember if the "lifeforms" song is considered good or not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like the way Riker says "fire". If I was gay I'd like it even more.

 

[CaptainWacky]

When Geordi did his cool roll out of Engineering, he should have been wearing a hat, and it falls off, then he reaches back for it but the door comes down on his hand and cripples him (cripples him further that is.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

The saucer crashed!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So was the rocket Sauron fired travelling faster than the speed of light? Because it got to the sun really fast.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Picard should have had to kick the shit out of his creepy Nexus children to escape.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why the fuck didn't they use Carol Marcus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Let's use the same "saving the galaxy grandfather in Diapers" line from Relics, Brannon, no one will notice!" - Ron Moore

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I AM WILLIAM SHATNER AND I DEMAND A HORSE RIDING SCENE!" - William Shatner

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aww, this has kind of turned into a good scene at last.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pete Versus Life looks so shite.

 

[CaptainWacky]

STAY AWAY FROM THAT BRIDGE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does Kirk say "oh my" due to his secret gay love for Sulu?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Data being reunited with Spot is a more emotional scene than CAPTAIN KIRK DYING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jonathan Frakes is criminally underused in this movie. "I plan to live forever."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jonathan Frakes is criminally underused in this movie. "I plan to live forever."

They make up for it with the comic Riker-Troi scenes in the other three movies.