It was a mood swinging moment but BDM had nothing to do with it, it was my mom's fault. Mom has since apologized and is back in my good graces.
I have to say, the one thing I really
HATE about being pregnant is that even when someone is being a legitimate asshole everyone assumes it's
my hormones.
Eggs: I don't have hemorrhoids, thank God. My poo is normal, no straining needed...Which is impressive considering how many iron suppliments I take every day.
Gonad: I am in the upper age range for pregnancy, my OB and son's pediatrician aren't cocerned so your point is?
FBI: Eat it. Don't be jealous because your parents gave you some boring and/or faggy name and my kid will be cool.
Cap'n: Thanks for the defense.
Gagh: Good one, lol.