Jack, you will be missed you bald headed fat Jew fuck

[Jibbles]

Bye father.

:'(

 

[The Question]

Um, what's with the 'Jack is dead' joke?

 

[Donovan]

He is dead. Jack was Flagler.

 

['Gear]

Lol

 

[Jibbles]

Have I been wrong yet?! HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?!?!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I guess he will be missed.

 

[Jibbles]

No he won't. He was a faggot.

 

[The Question]

I assume the gnome offed himself by walking under a lawnmower when his hero Comrade Sanders dropped out of the election, then?

 

[jack]

Bunch of retarded asshole losers.

 

[The Question]

Oh, look, here's the Commie fan now.

 

[The Question]

Oh, and the thread title was a lie. You weren't missed. I'm not kidding. Scour the board, nobody missed you.

 

[jack]

LOL fuck off slimebag. I'm the one that's been gone. You're still talking about me, I see. Kindly fall on something sharp, hopefully in the mouth area so you'll shut the fuck up.

 

[The Question]

I'm not talking about you, corn nuts. Nobody talked about you while you were gone, that's my point. You weren't missed. Nobody cared. No, I'm talking to you. Of course, I realize you're too simple-minded to pick up on the difference. You were simple-minded enough to support a Commie hypocrite, after all, so obviously that whole thinking thing is outside your wheelhouse.

Go do some shit your empty, pointy little head suits you for; make another Travelocity commercial. Oh, and while you're at it, throw yourself down a flight of stairs, you drooling mongoloid picklesniffer.

 

['Gear]

I sort of missed him a little too, @The Saint.

It's OK.

 

[Loktar]

jack is the best. He looks like an old fat bald Jew, sounds like a teenager, and can act like Som Yung Ho.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Small genitals; mostly inoffensive.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Reruns of Haven

 

[jack]

Still scraping the shit off my heels.....

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Don't forget to flush.

 

[eloisel]

Small genitals; mostly inoffensive.

Gnomes have genitals?