Jedward

[CaptainWacky]

WE ALL LIVE ON PLANET JEDWARD OKAY?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They seem more hetero these days, but still are pixies.

The others already know it's them coming. Oh well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

<~CaptainWacky> Susie Jedward
<Susie> Jedward's doppelgangers looked extremely menacing with some very good justifications for not overthrowing all the heteronormative admins and starting a thread with videos

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a shame Edward nearly broke his back right before entering the house.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I still have trouble telling them apart. Maybe this will help.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember last time they were in someone on DigitalSpy posted a theory that one of them was gay and the other one had to keep warning him when he was acting "too camp" or something but it was probably a load of bollocks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've always suspected John is straight and Edward is gay.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They all nominated the twins b/c they're afraid they're going to win, as opposed to the BS reasons they each gave.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(Yeah they're defensive and don't quite act their age but that's money for them)

(Plus James J is a useless tool and has zero entertainment value as a HM)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did wish Jedward would shut up during the nomations. It was just giving them more reasons.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah -- although it seems to be just one of them that can't shut up -- is it John? Who knows...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it's John, yeah. Edward is the older, more confident bag (secret joke only Fuddlemiff would get...does he even know Jedward are on this who knows.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Also Edward is (my theory) the gay one and used to holding his tongue to keep his secret safe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've got something else he can do with his tongue.

(It's lick envelopes.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

"We'll spank your bum so hard you won't even know it's a bum anymore."

THEY'RE DIRTY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They enjoyed pretending the water balloons were their breasteses a little too much.

 

[CaptainWacky]

John enjoyed that lapdance. Edward was just happy she didn't mistake him for John.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OOO SHOULD WE TRY IT SHE'S GOT SUNGLASSES ON MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A DANCE AROUND IT OH LOOK THERE'S AN OCEAN MAYBE THERE'S A SHARKNADO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

When they act like Britney Spears is still a sex symbol that's why people think they're gay.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG THEY'RE TICKLISH AWWWW! (James C being the one to discover it was a little eepy-cray but still CUUUUTE)