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Balif: All rise, court is now in order. The honerable Jude Tomtrek presiding.
Judge Tomtrek: Be seated
a whopie cushion is heard.
Judge Tomtrek: Quietly if at all possible.
The court clerk hands a file to Judge Tomtrek
"Thank you court reporter Fuddlemiff" said Tomtrek as he opend the file.
The court murdered in anticipation of the case.
"Alright, Mr.Prosecutor you may proceed with your opening statements." said Judge Tomtrek
"Thank you you're honour. On May 11th, in the year of our ford 2011, Cassie of Florida was in her house. While she slept there was somebody in her garden. She woke up and went to the front porch, where the garden was near. She saw a figure picking up onions, onions from her garden. The person dropped the onions immediately, and ran off, but tripped on other things in the garden. That person who Cassie immediately apprehended, is none other then....headvoid!" said Mr.Prosecutor.
To be continued...
Judge Tomtrek: Be seated
a whopie cushion is heard.
Judge Tomtrek: Quietly if at all possible.
The court clerk hands a file to Judge Tomtrek
"Thank you court reporter Fuddlemiff" said Tomtrek as he opend the file.
The court murdered in anticipation of the case.
"Alright, Mr.Prosecutor you may proceed with your opening statements." said Judge Tomtrek
"Thank you you're honour. On May 11th, in the year of our ford 2011, Cassie of Florida was in her house. While she slept there was somebody in her garden. She woke up and went to the front porch, where the garden was near. She saw a figure picking up onions, onions from her garden. The person dropped the onions immediately, and ran off, but tripped on other things in the garden. That person who Cassie immediately apprehended, is none other then....headvoid!" said Mr.Prosecutor.
To be continued...