My policy is, if you act like a fuckwit, I'll treat you like a fuckwit.
Otherwise, welcome to TK. Make yourself at home.
Cookies and gambling in the Tea Room. Bitching and moaning in QSF (expect to be ignored). Absolute randomness and silliness in The Mine Field. The Badlands is just an X-rated version of The Mine Field, with a bit more blatant spam. You can do pretty much anything you want in this forum, just make sure you keep it within the TOS, or you'll end up in Daycare with cupcakeers, Furries, and Fighting Arabs.
Finally, worship Mentalist, as he is the lord and master of this site.
That's all you need to know.